Me: Edward if Bella were to leave you for Jacob would you consider dating another mortal?
Edward: yes of course!
Me: Would you ever consider dating an older woman, say with kids?
Edward: Kids are yummy
Me: Would you keep me as I am so that I grow older and older, or bite me and keep me old and haggard for the rest of my life. (cuz we all know I am so past 18)
Edward: just how old are you?